The Qur’an Cleanses

An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of easternKentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early
sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur’an. His grandson wanted to
be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, “Grandpa, I try to [...]

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Speeding

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Officer: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”
Older Woman: “Oh, I see.”
Officer: “Can I see your license please?”
Older Woman: “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
Officer: “Don’t have one? “
Older Woman: “Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I see. Can [...]

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about mariage

-Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
-Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never [...]

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this is the gulf

* Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too
* Any building construction finishes in 6 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Laborers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country
* Companies can kick out their employees [...]

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