about mariage

-Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
-Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
-Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
-It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

-If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
-There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
-Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
-Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
-Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
-Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!