The Qur’an Cleanses

An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of easternKentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early
sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur’an. His grandson wanted to
be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, “Grandpa, I try to [...]

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Speeding

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Officer: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”
Older Woman: “Oh, I see.”
Officer: “Can I see your license please?”
Older Woman: “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
Officer: “Don’t have one? “
Older Woman: “Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I see. Can [...]

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