Speeding

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Officer: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”
Older Woman: “Oh, I see.”
Officer: “Can I see your license please?”
Older Woman: “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
Officer: “Don’t have one? “
Older Woman: “Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I see. Can [...]

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